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Caller ID says "Name Not Found" and didn't leave a message.

Telemarketer.  My IP is banned from 800notes.com.  We talk on here, okay?  ILY so much, Princess.

Called said they are from Windows computers.  Told them to take my name off of their list and hung gup.

Got a call saying they were Windows Technical Support and someone was hacking my computer.  The guy could barely speak English so I said I didn't care and hung up.

I usually don't answer calls from unknown numbers, but I thought it was the florist scheduling a delivery for the flowers my Daddy ordered for my Mommy for Mother's Day.  It wasn't the florist but rather someone asking questions about my computer.  Bummer.

This telemarketer called, and this is what he said, "I didn't realize you have a new man in your life.  I feel like such a schmuck.  Anyway, I wish the both of you the best.  Take care."  Rather strange in the highness.  I think he was looking at my public Facebook pictures.  Whatever.  He then tried to sell me some sort of computer security.  I declined of course.  End of Story.  Time to move on.  The next telemarketer will surely be along soon.

This was a call from a computer generated telemarketer offering to better the performance of my computer while, in the process, making me feel guilty and sad for not wanting to submit.  I didn't bite, but it reminded me of something else.  This may not be a perfect analogy, but it's like when a girl tries to make a guy feel jealous and bad by posting Facebook pictures where she is coddling other men.  I'm sure we've all experienced this sort of thing.  Luckily for me, I can move on quite easily.

I am your husband and the father of your future daughter, MJM.  Stop treating me this way.

If you want, I will move on.  I'll take a walk.  I'm so tired of all this.  That said, there are so many beautiful girls at the clubhouse, and their parents are all worth between $50-$100 million  My Dad only has around $20 million.  Also, I've been talking to Oliver Stone's son.  Hopefully, my writing pursuits will come to fruition.    .

Oh. We are TF's, by the way.  I know this for a FACT now.  Yet, if you don't want it and want to walk away, I will respect that.  We are closer to one another than we are to anyone else in the universe.  I love you so much, but you have the option to walk away.  We will be rich, successful in our careers, and have a great townhome on the river...amongst others.  It's up to you, and I will respect anything you decide.

Also, call me everday, don't say anything, and I'll do the talking.  Okay?

Also, I look much better.  Go figure.  Something happened.  And, from the pictures I've seen of you...you're unbelievably stunning.

Again, what scintillating prose. We are all glued to the very edges of our seats in anticipation of how this story will unfold. Bravo!!!! More!!!!

Call me everyday, don't say anything, and I'll do the talking.  It's only between us, okay?.  I shouldn't swear on this, but I swear on my Mother's life that I won't say anything to anyone about this or us.  Maybe, I'll tell my parents, but they don't care because they really like you for whatever reason.  On the other hand, they absolutely despise Chorle, Rosenthal, and that dufus Condo Attorney.  We've been married before in previous lives, and this is why the feelings between us are so intense.  I will support you 100% in all of your career plans and pursuits.  As for my career, I'll be fine.  It may not seem like it, but I'm extremely ambitious.  I'm gonna be Famous, baby.  So all that said, think about what I've said.  I Love You.  I don't know why, but I do.  I must be tremendously weird considering everything you've done to me.

Thank you for your wonderful support.  I'm just as interested to see how this saga all plays out.  If it happens, it'll happen.  If not, Life goes on.  If you guys only knew what I know about all this.  It's fascinating.  That said, thank you for taking an interest.

I will help you create your own clothing and accessory line.  You are a talented fashion artist.  I recognize this in you.  I am going to make you believe this and bring it out of you.  Okay?  You will be great, Princess. I believe in you.

After we get married and have kids, I want to make this very clear.  I'll will never, ever lay a finger on our children.  My parents never touched me in a violent manner.  My brother, on the other hand, did it quite often.  [***] [***].  Anyway, I've a very gentle person.  I would never hurt you.  In fact, I've said this before...You could kick my ass my anyway.  I am going to be extraordinarily, motived, push forth, and make a lot of money,  Okay?  I am going to be famous.

You're going to travel the world.  Okay?  We're going to see every country  I'm serious.

I'll say this once.  We're going to get married.  Have beautiful children...if you want.  We'll travel the world.  I'll support you in whatever you want to do.  We'll have great homes.  We'll be wealthy.  And on top of everything...I love you.  I've never told a girl that.  I'm not sure why I do, considering all the bad things you've done to me...but I do.  It has to be the feelings from our past life marriages.

Let's go to Egypt.  We gotta see the Pyramids.  Also, contrary to what people think, I am not an alcoholic, I do not have mental problems, and I'm not depressed...nor do I constantly wear sunglasses.  I just think quite a bit...and people misconstrue that as depression.