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called me and stated I was entered as a finalist for a drawing for money due to my membership with a major credit card. started asking me questions, when I noted that I was not comfortable aswering, she #$#king hung up. steal my identity huh? I got that....snot nose

I answered this call and ordered some magazines.  I got the usual, Sports Illustrated, Time, Penthouse... and they offered me a free subscription to "Anchovies", a culinary magazine.  Being a bit of an chef, and since the price was right I took them up on the subscription.
About three days later, I got a call from the same number.  The man on the other end asked, "Did you order 'Anchovies'?"  I said yes, and he said "We are on our way."  he then hung up the phone.  I thought it was a little weird, but went back to watching womens topless kick-boxing on some Thai sports channel I get on my pirated satellite and fell asleep.

When I woke up, my front door was wide open, there was signs of a struggle, and my wife was gone.

No one had seen her for over 6 months.  I was despondent, and started frequenting sports bars in order to drown my sorrow.  Last week, I was sitting at the bar watching some Pro-Am bowling event on ESPN2, and one of the guys at the bar commented that the guy bowling had a strnage looking bowling ball.  I looked closer, and nearly lost my mind!  All I could do was shout "THAT'S NO BOWLING BALL!  THAT'S MY WIFE!"

I got out of the hospital a week ago.  The doctors say I was suffering from a nervous breakdown, but I know what I saw.  Just be warned, when they offer you a free subscription, say...

NO ANCHOVIES PLEASE!