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This telemarketer called and said this, "After an insane amount of soul searching, I now know this.  You and I are real TF's.  Our souls are twin souls who constantly watch over us.  We are a family, and we've been together forever.  You and I have been married many times in other lives.  That's why we get so angry at each other at times.  Anyway, after we get married, and have kids (if you want to) and all that crap, I assume you'll have to talk to me.  Right?  We'll be wealthy and all that, and I want you to start your own real estate company...if you want to.  I want you to have career purpose.  As for my career...don't worry.  I'll be fine.  We'll get a great townhome, and we'll be a very posh couple.  Okay?

When they say the time is right, we'll get married in New Zealand, just you and me under a waterfall, and we'll do it First Class all the way...including the airline tickets.

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Telemarketer called and said this...When you post those pictures where you're canoodling other guys, it makes me very uncomfortable.  I never get jealous with girls, but for some reason, I get extremely jealous with you.  Take down the pictures.  Otherwise, I walk.

When does the torture end?  :-)  Anyway, I'll drive up, and we'll have dinner at The Trump.  We'll talk about everything.  Okay?  We'll work it all out and forgive one another.  We'll figure this crazy thing all out.  Okay?  It's really not a big deal.

We'll go out to eat and have ridiculously sinful food.  We'll discuss everything.  After that, I'll take you shopping.  Okay?

A most fascinating monologue Jack. I'm enjoying the narrative structure and character development so far. Cannot wait until the main story line kicks in.

I want to buy a townhome on Water Place.  Yet, I don't know what your situation is.  Most of my friends moved to Manhattan, so I'm somewhat bereft when it comes to a social live in CHI.  Actually, I know a lot of people there, but I don't really like any of tem.  Like I said, I'm seriously considering moving to NYC.  Do you wanna come?  Have a new experience.  Think about it.  You'll absolutely love it.  The energy there, and everything you can see is just amazing.  That said, and In truth, Chicago sucks.  Also, you'll meet a lot of Famous People.

Let's go live in Paris or London for a year.  I have money.  What's the point of living in one place forever?  Think about it.  It'll be so much fun.

Certain forces have, with absolute predilection, have seized the powers of our nation in a manner that would befit the course of a dictatorship. As Americans and as The United States, we do not initiate preemptive military action against other nations.  Our undying being as a notion for our Truth as a nation who will never start a war but will rather defend, protect, and oversee those factors that will allow the under developed nations of our world to recognize their own potential so that they may uplift their own sadness in a effort to recognize, and fully understand the greatness which awaits them.  That said, I hold in my deepest heart that the nations of Africa will find in their own heart the motivation to engender a pride which will boost the being and inherent greatness which resides in the hearts of all Africans.  To the Africans, you are a great people, yet you have been turned to believe by European forces that your existence is one of inferiority.  In this present day, we are all humans who contribute rightly to the greatness of mankind and the planet in general.  To conclude, I ask that you truly recognize the Love within yourself and truly ask yourself why you can not administer that same Love to your fellow Man around the World.

Caity Lotz.  So much fun.

Caity Lotz.  So much fun.

Caity Lotz.  So much fun.

Whereas I'm finding it all a little too vague for my liking. The subject matter keeps changing and I'm having no empathy with these characters so far.

Obviously, I didn't make love to any of those girls.  It was a joke.  Who is Brett Easton E?  I'm very not happy about that one.