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Why do you keep alluding to things that you can never produce?

Hello out there, everybody in radio land.  This is your favorite DJ, Click Clark, back at ya with the day's hottest hits here on WGAY, your "Happy" radio station.

We have a special treat for you today, listeners.  In the WGAY studio with me is none other than Marty Bennett!  We'll be taking calls and you can chat with Mary and order up your favorite requests too!  So get out your phones and get at me at 1-888-555-WGAY.

<CC> Marty, while we're waiting for some callers how about telling us all about your biggest hit.  I guess the consensus would be "I Left My Heart in San Francisco"?

<MB> Uh, no, Einsteinless, that was TONY Bennett.

<CC> Okay, how about "Devil Woman then?  That was a big one for you, wasn't it?

<MB> That was Marty ROBBINS, clueless!

<CC> Well what songs do you have out then, Marty?

<MB> I can't sing.

<CC> If you can't sing then what the hell are you doing on my show?

<MB> I sell MLM.  I'm here to promote MLM.

<CC> Well I like M&Ms too, Marty.  Everybody likes M&Ms.  After all, "they melt in your mouth, not in your hand!"

<MB> MLM, braindead.  Not M&Ms.

<CC> ...and now a word from our sponsers...


(to be continued)

12 orders yesterday

how are things going little MLM "Leaders"??


Gosh .... big "threats" of Lawsuits and FTC "investigations" not going very well on your end?

hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

He still comes back!   martyboy asshat bennett -- the gift that keeps on giving.

What a classic tool!   He is a sociopath who cannot stand that people all over the net know his is a stuffed shirt full of c rap.

Actually, it's pathetic. I too, feel sorry for this POS.

What a pathetic POS this pile of crap is.

Love the MLM "losers"

8 more orders last nite off a call with some of TRUMP'S FOLKS


Get lost and go run your non income generating FREE ads

<CC> Okay audience, I hope you enjoyed that tampon commercial.  Now we're back live from the WGAY studio with our guest who, apparently, could use a good douche.

[CC] Announcer "Bog Muddy", were you able to get what I requested?

[BM] Ten-four, Click.  I got you both kinds.

[CC] Thanks, Bog.

<CC> Back on the air with Mary...I mean...Marty Bendit...err...Benson...no...

[BM] Bennett

<CC> ...Marty Bennett in the WGAY studio.

<CC> Marty, we have a surprise for you.  Your  favorite treat!  M&Ms!!!  Which do you prefer, plain?  or peanut?

<MB> I'll take the peanut.

{cc} (somehow i knew he'd go for the nut)

<CC> Nuts you are...err...it is, Mary.

<MB> MARTY!

<CC> Uh, no, Mary, I'm Click.  The announcer is Bog Muddy, and the producer is just "producer".

<MB> I meant MY name is Marty not Mary.

<CC> Your name is Marty not-Mary?  I thought your last name was Bennett?

<MB> No, stupid, Marty Bennett.

<CC>Your last name is Marty-Bennett?  Then your whole name is Marty not-Mary Marty-Bennett?  That's a mouthful of M&Ms, Marty!!!

<MB> My whole name is Marty Bennett!

<CC> Ho Ho, well you've really got me confused, Marty?

{cc} (you're a hole, that's for sure)

<MB> (munching the m&ms)

<CC> Does it ever get confusing keeping track of your aliases Marty?

<MB> Got anything to drink?

<CC> Yes we do, Mary, which is a perfect lead in to our next commercial.  Perhaps you really DO know how to promote!  Take it away, Bog.

<BM> thanks Click.

<BM> Listeners, what the soft drink you reach for when you have a really big thirst....why it's...


(to be continued)

hahahahahahaha

Great radio show with 'the asshat' himself.

It is sad that this tool keeps coming back. Poor martyboy. Imagine how pitiable his life really is.
He is compelled to come here and post his drivel.  

I hope he gets the help he so desperately needs.

Good luck martyboy.

p.s. I've been waiting for you to call me back.  

You coward.

Another 80 orders since last Tuesday

Gosh .... the "threats" from MLM assclown "leaders" really don't mean jack except typical
lip service


Great to see the Trolls who can't find a real skill set soooooo afraid of me ....


LOL !!!

Marty's last resort - telling us how many "orders" he's just received.

What a tool!  He still comes here to see what people are saying.

Hey martyboy!  How come you haven't called me back you coward?

I'm waiting.......please call me.

hahahahahahaha  What a miserable POS this guy is.  It really is pathetic.

What a  loser.  What more can anyone say about this scammer?  

His crap is all over the net.  Still haven't found the other 3 sites where you get your [***] handed to you martyboy?

I let peopl know what a tool you are there regularly.

Just type in asshat bennett, or assclown bennett. You'll find them on both yahoo and google!

PRICELESS entertainment.

hahahahahahaha

Assclown:

small world

talked to someone that knows your ass in detail on Thursday


Hmmmmm ...... interesting "charge" that sent you to Federal Prison


I guess being a convict must suck .....


Carry on as my business is BOOMING and ain't jack you can say or do to effect my revenue

I honestly can't remember how it is that I came upon this website or this thread in particular, but I must say that I nearly peed my pants with laughter.  Thank you so much for some of the best entertainment in North America.  Thank you, thank you, thank you!  Incidentally, whichever of you is the one who coined the terms "ASSCLOWN" and "ASSHAT", you are hysterically funny and responsible for my fits of laugher.  I think you from the bottom of my heart for more entertainment than I have EVER gotten at the movies!  And Marty, please, please please call him back!  How fun would that follow-up be?  Lol.

Stay tuned for the next installment of the radio show.

Mary Bennett called me in GA  sometime in November.  I researched a bit and found what a tool this sociopath is. There are several sites that have comments about his rude and totally over the top actions.

This poor soul swear at people HE calls.  

I still hope he calls me back. I have a surprise for him if he does.

Trouble is, he is a coward and he is an.........................ASSHAT!

hahahahahahahahaahaha

Come on MARY BENNETT!  Have you found the three other sites where I torment your sorry ass on a regular basis?

I'm beginning to worry about Marty.  He's only posted once in the last month.

I hope he's okay.  I don''t know what I'd do for entertainment if something bad happened to him.  I might even have to pretend to be Marty and post something, just to keep it from fizzling completely out.

2,359  orders this morning!    

hahahahahaha   What a Tool!

I miss  mary.  He's been on a few of the other sites that call him an assclown.

Too bad he gave up this one. I miss laughing at him everyday.

Asshat:

did a little reseach on you ...


the IRS will be very interested after talking with a buddy who is a field agent


They love folks making massive income claims



Good luck .... you'll need it

Marty Bennett e-mailed me in response to an ad I ran on backpage.  I wasn't looking for business partners, but customers.  He played a 3 e-mail game, back and forth until he finally called me.  He didn't ask me anything about my business, my products or me, he went straight into some hype about what I was doing was all wrong and he is an expert and knows why I am failing.....and he was very angry and unwilling to listen to me at all.

I have over 30 years in the corporate world, a decent on-line presence and reputation and don't need a boiler room operator telling me he knows better.  I am not the one scrounging through on line ads looking for prospects.

I wish him the best, but he is not my stle of businessman.

Chris Bayes ...


ya mean the man who "claims to be a 7 figure income earner" running free ads


He had no clue to do what I do and well ....  he was TOTALLY STUMPED when I asked him a simple marketing question .... "what is a PR?"   ..... JFC .... sharp ya ain't and no wonder on a call last nite with some of your associates when I brought up your name they all laughed ... : Let's just say your "rep"as a leader ain't too hit Missy


I have a call with 10 of his associates this AM and realy nothing you can do and if you want I will be
glad to forward all you contact info to the IRS and you can do with them and your "7 figure income"
claims

Now Mary, EVERYBODY knows that PR stands for Puerto Rican!