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I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

If you are player then I’m the GAME.

Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours

I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

I hate math but I love counting money.

I believe in hate at first sight.

Idiots the lot of you - but we are not being put off.  We are hot on your trail.  Watch out and look out.  Its you that's running scared.

There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.

I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.

Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.