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said something about my soul being pulverised

Did they pulverise your soul fluidnation?! Please tell us how it went as I'm scheduled to have my soul obliterated by them next Tuesday...I can't wait!

I was hoping you would answer, but guess you are busy. Nevermind, I have them scheduled for tomorrow - I'll let you know how it went!

So this has been the second day since having my soul removed and I thought I should let you know how it went. Firstly I found Eleanor and her assistant Susan to be most professional and polite. They explained everything to me in great detail and answered all of the questions I had before they commenced with the soul removal ceremony. It was pretty much a painless process, I felt a little bit of pressure on my temple at the time, nothing more serious than a mild headache. When my soul left my body my eyesight went blurry for a few seconds, but then I felt a huge amount of relief, like a burden had been lifted from me. The whole process took a little over an hour. I'm glad I did it and Eleanor will be visiting me again in the next two weeks to see how I am getting on. For anyone in two minds whether or not to go through with the soul extraction, my advice is go for it!

I've just had a conversation with Eleanor as I was starting to feel a little peculiar, been having flashbacks and dizzy spells.Eleanor said it could be my soul trying to re-enter my body, so she recommended she calls around tomorrow, for a little top-up session. She said it is common that the soul can try and remanifest itself into the lost body even up to a few months after the removal ceremony has taken place. I feel much better now she has explained this to me.

No! Not at Christmas. Stop!

Called 4 times today!!

Jesus is not just for Christmas Viv...he is for life! Let us in!!!

hehe...i liked it

What did you like? Please tell us more...share your experience with us please...it could help others!

To all my people across world, its you favourite man Samir back again, telling you i been gone over south asia, I having A LOT OF FUN vit all my intelligent fan, we smoke the gimmick go a to the z 24 7 YOU KNOW. but now, my friend manny, he tell me someone calling the people, tell them 'ohhh we need take you soul, WE TAKING BECAUSE WE AFRAID OF THE SAMIR!!!' i saying to them HA, you vanna call me, you vanna fight me, you gonna love me baba...you thinking you can take the soul from the samir, i gonna take MORE than you bargain for, BREAK THE BACK OLD COUNTRY VAY...then we going take the young women party to THE SAUNA ARRRRRRIIIIBBBAAA

Silence!!! This is not the time nor the place for this irrelevance, so just be silent this Easter weekend and allow the good Lord to continue with his work.

Yeah Samir, shut up, you've obviously got nothing of any relevance to add to this conversation.

Got called from someone claiming to have something to do with the council. I know councils do not call people on an Easter Sunday, so told him they are lying and got hung up on!!

If you look back to the 2nd page, about halfway down you will See a conversation between Nan and Eleanor where spcific reference is made about this 'council'. "There is of course a physical church, but only anointed members of the council are privy to it's location."
This leads to believe they are calling about a vey different type of council than your local council.

Not you again! You wait until Opijni hears that you are back in town again....he's going to be so p*ssed off!

Repeated calls from this number and really early on a Sunday too. Thanks to this page the number is now blocked for good!

It felt oppressive and intimidating. I did not welcome their suggestions, they shouted at me and scolded me with threatening words. They said one of their representatives would soon be visiting me, I want this to stop.

Received call earlier from this number. Very polite and inquisitive sounding lady, suggested that I need to have my soul professionally cleansed. She did not appreciate the mouthful of verbal abuse I gave her and hung up on me.