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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

If you are here —who is running hell?

Support bacteria —they’re the only culture some people have.

Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?

Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.

Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

Train your mind to see good in everything.

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

Born to express not to impress.

If you’ve never lost your mind, you’ve never followed your heart.