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My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.

Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.

When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I’d explain it to you but I’m afraid your head might explode.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I am not telling you it’s going to be easy. I am telling you it’s going to be worth it.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.