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hah that is classic lol, that will teach the guy to charge back lawful payments breaking several international visa laws in the process hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhaahah. i bet he never saw that coming hahahahahahah oh my god that is mint hahahahaha jesus this forum has just made my friday night hahahahahahahahah jesus christ and theres nothing the poor sod can do about it hahahahahaahahahha, the advert breaks no laws, google make money from it as well hahahahahahahah jesus christ you crack me up thabnk you so much for that post hahahaahahahahahahah oh my god...... heres to chrome hahahahahaahahahahah god your good

Like allthe other comments keep your 125 in your pocket .they lie on the phone tell you ....... and deliver an ad on adwords you could run yourself for 10pounds  never again .seriouly thinking to complain to OFCOM industy regulato

Good luck

ex-employee here, just to say for all people using this and actually want to gain the truth the best way to distinguish anything that is posted by dotcom chrome is to look for spelling mistakes, Jamie cant spell!!

i think i am gonna cancel, not due to notgetting calls but i called up to ask a few questions and never got hold of anyone???? i dont wanna be with a company that cant answer a phone during the working day!! shame really because it has genuinely been working for me! gonna have a go with another company, see what they can do, offer me telephone support hopefully! ill defo stick with the key phrases though! i have earnt a few quid up to now thanks to them! shame would of been sound if they had a decent customer support! oh well!

We don't offer TELEPHONE SUPPORT you DORK! Read your ^##$%ing WELCOME PACK idioot!

If you want us to HELP YOU then EMAIL US!!! Is that so hard to comprehend???

You want us to hold your hand for you princess...? Should we kiss you good night and tuck you in too and protect you from all the bullies?

From Dotcom Chrome's own site:

http://pissedconsumerdotcomchrome.co.uk/pissed_consumers_DotCom_Chrome.htm

"A scam is single handedly the worst thing to happen to any business. It is fraudulent and those who practice it should be locked up."

I'm glad we all agree on that!

Any company who has salesman who tell you they are from Google Chrome when they are from Dotcom Chrome, are scammers.

Any company who has salesman who promise you your ads will appear on the first page of Google 24/7 for a month, when they really mean "once a day for a month", are scammers.

Any company who insists you terminate your contract in writing (the one you set up verbally on the phone) and give them 30 days notice, but then claim never to have received your letter and continue to take money out of your bank account, are scammers.

Lock'em up!

Dotcom Chrome has a twitter feed!

Hilarious!

http://twitter.com/dcchrome

Here's another Dotcom Chrome site warning about scams

http://dotcomchromeuk.yolasite.com/

On the Dotcom Chrome main site - - they list a number of companies under the heading 'Who Is Succeeding With Dotcom Chrome?'

I decided to test how good their SEO skills where by trying to bring up the ads for these companies using logical keywords in Google. Try it yourself, you can decide whether Dotcom Chrome are delivering what they promise or not:

Russian School of Ballet - www.manorballet.com 

A ballet school in Manor St, London

Unsuccessful Keywords – Russian Ballet, Russian Ballet School, Manor Ballet London, Ballet School London, Russian Ballet School London

Successful Keywords - ?


Moho Live - www.moholive.com

This is the website of a band called Twisted Wheel.

Unsuccessful Keywords – Moho Band, Moho Live, Twisted Wheel, Academy Birmingham

Successful Keywords - ?


Thistle Hotel - www.thistle.com 

A chain of UK hotels

Unsuccessful Keywords – Hotel London, Hotel Aberdeen, UK hotels, UK accommodation

Successful Keywords – Thistle hotel, Thistle Hotels, Hotel Liverpool


Ramada Crewe - www.ramadacrewe.co.uk 

This is a Ramada hotel in Cheshire

Unsuccessful Keywords – Cheshire Hotel, Hotel Cheshire, Cheshire Ramada, Cheshire Accommodation, Cheshire Ramada Crewe

Successful Keywords - ?


Sussex Marquees - www.SussexMarquees.co.uk

A company in Sussex that hires marquees for events.

Unsuccessful Keywords – Sussex Marquees, Marquee Hire, Event Marquee

Successful keywords – Marquees Sussex, Marquee Event


Northwood - www.northwood.co.uk

UK property firm which locates houses, does valuations and helps landlords

Unsuccessful Keywords – Northwood property, Northwood homes, Property services London, Property services UK, Find A House London

Successful Keywords - ?


King Sturge - www.kingsturge.co.uk

UK Property Consultants

Unsuccessful Keywords – Property Consultants, Property Consultants London, Kings Turge, Property consultants King Sturge, Property Services

Successful Keywords - ?


Pro Teeth Whitening World - www.proteethwhiteningworld.com 

Teeth Whitening kits sold from Coventry
Unsuccessful Keywords – teeth whitening kit, teeth whitening, teeth whitening Coventry, pro teeth whitening, teeth whitening pens, whiter teeth

Successful Keywords - ?


I'd love to hear comments from the owners of those websites in these forums! Maybe someone would be kind enough to invite them to add their voices...

Watch this company.  I agreed to a months trial at an agreed price.  Cut a long story short, I didn't want to extend the trial and they tried a con to charge me for two more months.  I refused.  They took me to small claims court, I defended then they offered no evidence.  The case was dismissed and cost them the court fee! Great Joy.  Stand up to these bullies!

I mean "Dear Brap Brap",

So what was it you guys did to get yourselves Suspended from the Google Advertising Professionals Program?

When I tried to verify Dotcom Chrome as a Google Adwords Professional (You've been registered since June)

http://www.whoisagap.com/history/1862.html  

I clicked on Verify, and there it was:

Suspended from Program
This Company or Individual has been removed from the Google Advertising Professionals program for violating one or more of the program terms and conditions for qualification.


Let me guess what your answer will be.

You'll call me a tosser, tell me I'm wasting my time checking to see if Dotcom Chrome is really qualified as they say they are when I should be giving my wife a good seeing too, and you'll accuse me of being bullied as a child, call me princess, and imply I like to molest children. All that and more without a hint of grammar or spell checking.

The main site for Dotcom Chrome is fascinating.

It looks so "real", as though DCC is a "real company", but on closer inspection:

One of their successful clients www.niagarafallsvacationhomes.com doesn't exist.

Their TESTIMONIALS page, with a quote from the fictitious Ceejay Johns and his unnamed club and hotel in London, is a dead link (I assume because there are no testimonials... well, none without the usual spelling errors)

Their LIVE CHAT CONSULTANT is offline. Always. Because he or she doesn't exist.

On their FIXED FREE ADWORDS page they say:

"the only investment required is £25 per active key phrase per month. In the first month we have a minimum of 2 key phrases which means your investment is a simple £125 plus vat."

Doesn't 2 x £25 add up to £50????

Their Fixed Fee campaign offers "5 area specific key phrases", yet on the page promoting their PAY PER CLICK campaign they offer:

"Thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of keywords running simultaneously. Focusing on just 10 to 15 expensive keywords is a mistake."


And their CUSTOMER SERVICE page is HILARIOUS! Best work of fiction since Harry Potter!

"Dotcom Chrome ensures that each and every customer is satisfied, not just satisfied, but overly satisfied with the service they receive. In an age where the Service Industry is thriving, it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out that good customer service is essential to any company providing any type of service.

Dotcom Chrome is an active participant in regular buzz meetings to ensure each staff member is completely aware and knowledgeable in the understanding and delivery of the highest levels of customer service.

Dotcom Chrome practices good customer service by one simple method: Listen !

By listening to each and every customer on an individual basis, Dotcom Chrome assures that not only are customers completely satisfied, but, in turn Dotcom Chrome is prepared to be ready for any type of situation and how to resolve any issues with the customer leaving completely pleased.

Always going out of its way to ensure the customer is happy, that’s the motto that Dotcom Chrome works to. Even in any type of loss, loss of a deal, loss of a customer, loss of anything, Dotcom Chrome will stay loyal and serve the customer until the customer is completely happy.

This ensures service levels are at their highest, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Being a global service provider, Dotcom Chrome stands out from its rivals, as a number one provider of customer service."

This is where you need to send your complaints about Dotcom Chrome to

trading.standards@trafford.gov.uk

Thankyou.

Read this for your consumer rights when cancelling with Dotcom Chrome. The information DCC give you is illegal

http://www.consumerdirect.gov.uk/after_you_bu ... ing-cancelling/

you never stop but show great love for your customers with that attitude do ya! no wonder it sounds like this company is going down hill! i shall be cancelling asap! am i wrong to want to chat with someone at a company im payin every month?? shame really it was working other than that!

Don't be so STUPID andy! we offer the hbest customer service on the planit!!!

look at our website and you'll see

Fixed Fee Adword Campaign
The success of your business is based on how you communicate with your potential and current customers.

REMEMBER WHAT WE SAY ON OUR SITE - Our Clients Really Really Love Us !

we offer

24 hour technical support via email AND Telephone support

Just call us up on +44 (0) 161 976 47 45 and tell us what your problem is, and we'll all have a reeely good laugh about it! Ok princess??? Now get back to touching up all thosr kiddies before the wife gets back from shagging your mates or you'll be in trouble you pedophile!

Most of the stuff below is [***] we are a very good company like or lump it ok.

If only we could LUMP IT there'd be no problems!

If you sign up for Dotcom Chrome then try to get out of it, get ready for a torrent of abuse, legal threats, debt collectors, and money deducted from your account for all eternity!

Dotcom Chrome - if we DON'T want you working for us anymore - JUST ACCEPT IT and move on and find other suckers to prey on.

THAT'S the real cause of all your woes.

Received a call from this company today. They stated that they were "exclusive agents" for Google and could guarantee front page ads.

My wife took the call, and as she worked for Google for several years, explained that he was talking nonsense. Besides, we are on front page Google anyhow.

He called back later to inform our receptionist how rude she had been.

A bunch of jokers - steer well clear. Aggressively selling a pointless service.

After being conned off this dotcomchrome i decided to have a ago myself i used the same keywords for my adwords that these con artists Dotcom chrome  used .In the last seven days using Dotcomchromes keywords which incedently were supposed to be the best for my industry according to the lady on my recorded contract our ad has been shown 6 times with no clicks so in 7 days its cost nothing .The 41 keywords we are using of our own have created 697 impressions and 3 clicks costing £7.26 .Doesnt take a genius to work out they are ripping people off and not even providing average customer service there staff are rude and think that because you are using there so called service your company is in some way struggling with our company this is far from the truth we are advertising to expand .And  dotcomchrome in any case are using telephone marketing staff to advertise there business they could probally spend a lot less in these calls and staff if they would only give the customers they take onboard what the  sales staff promised .Do yourselves a bigger favour and avoid this and any of the other so called adword resellers its far more cost effective to do yourself and you can pause it when you want WITHOUT HAVING TO LISTEN TO SOME KIDS CHILDISH COMMENTS WHEN YOU TELEPHONE TO CANCEL 30 DAYS WRITTEN NOTICE