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I was thinking more two cheeks on the same backside.

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Following the honourable example of our esteemed co-workers at WT's UK HQ, our Shanghai Bureau has just held it's first "Curry evening", which proved most popular with all guests. We hope to hold similar themed evenings in the coming months and our Catering Manager will be contacting her equivalent at WT Towers, to share recipes and recommendations. Cross-fertilization often delivers pleasant outcomes and sometimes unforeseen consequences.

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Thank you indeed, most gracious trainee (no doubt soon_too_bee permanent) Telemarketeer! We have just completed our celebration of a wonderful evening in the IceBar located on the 102nd floor of the Wannabee Sky Tower on the Bund. Most entertaining, especially the cockateels, where I couldn't get sufficient of the s.krew~me~sighed~ways vodka-martinis, made with liquid nitrogen, sea slug & cucumber slices, with a strawberry granache on the side.

Wonderful stuff; thank you!

Q. When you see geese flying across the sky why are they always in a V shaped formation?

A. The one at the front has got the map.

I had loads to drink last night, so before I went into work I made sure I had plenty of mints just in case anyone could smell alcohol on my breath.

Despite this, within minutes, Mr Tarquin senior came up and told me leave the premises until I'd sobered up.

"How did you know I was drunk?" I asked

"You've still got a traffic cone on your head."

That's more like it! AND you've seen WT SENIOR, no less!! Meet you down the road in coffee shop in 10.

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We only write about things we genuinely like – we can't be bribed. Ads and commercial offers are always clearly marked. And we will NEVER sell your details to any third party, so you won't be bombarded by spam mail.

So anyway,I  walked into an antiques shop and said, "I've got a vintage wooden [***] for sale if you're interested."

The assistant looked curious so I took it out of my bag and showed it to him.

"Jesus, it smells a bit funny!" he said.

"I know," I replied. "It's been in my family for years."

Well done and thank you so much for sharing that with us.

I assume the blanked out word is "di*do"

Marvellous stuff !

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