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UK number?  Checks in Dollars?    Tripe website.     On yer bike, pal.

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Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?

Were you advised to walk 500 more?

You could be entitled to compensation.

Call Wilson Tarquin NOW.

No more Bathgate.      No more Linwood.    No more Lord Wilson of Tarquin.    500 crap posts is enough

And some of them were from you Tam

I was on a plane and the air hostess said, "Want some headphones?

"I said, "Blimey. How'd you guess that my name is Phones?"

If you are struggling with Wilson Tarquin fees, you can obtain free, independent advice from National Debtline 0800 197 6026, StepChange www.stepchange.org 0800 138 1111, or your local Citizens Advice Bureau.

Glad i had the    b a l l s

to have had my     s e  x   change operation

Gotcha.

I pushed down the plunger on my cafetiere and promptly followed through. Somewhere in the Amazon a butterfly flaps its wings...

That's  not the real ThunderBird   4. I knows the real thing when i sees it. Youse the best TB and i for onces love's  ya Gordy... And i want to live in yer yellow  submarines  👪💔💕

Anyone got a voucher code for Dominos? For a staff member of Wilson Tarquin on a budget, honest!

Morning Campers

Went to the shop the other day to buy 6 cans of Sprite.

Only when I got home did I realise I'd picked 7up.

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Psst! Incognito mode (Ctrl+Shift+N) may come in handy next time.

And I mean that most sincerely.

Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum

Datum tremendus exit, sine qua non, id ipsum demonstrandum. (I think my afternoon tipple must be double-strength.)

"There is no royal, flower-
strewn path to success. And if
there is, I have not found it.
For if I have accomplished
anything in life, it is because
I have been willing to work
hard."

Blocked their number some 4 months ago. They try to call me every day to find their number blocked. What sort of a moron calls a blocked number on a daily basis? Must show the intelligence and calibre of the staff they employ. Anyone with an iota of a bloody brain cell would realise they are blocked and will never get through. Bunch of brain dead numpties.That's Wilson Tarquin for you.

My sister has a new job, but it's hard to say what she does.

She sells sea shells on the seashore.

Or in your case The Leith Police dismisseth you.