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Interested to know 1. Do you still use Desk Calendars? 2. Do you get inundated with these each year? 3. Would you want one ? Please comment answers YYY YNY NNN format!!! Thank you.

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Somebody just threw a bottle of omega 3 capsules at me.

I only have super fish oil injuries but I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!

Ever heard of smoke and mirrors Stoneage ?

Enjoying the book, looking forward to the musical! You?

Good morning campers !

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey

Channel 5 are to screen a new series about scammers.

If you've been scammed and would like to take part in the show, please send your name, address, mother's maiden name and bank details to: You've been Scammed, Channel 5, 10 Lower Thames Street, London EC3R 6EN.

This caller was automated , it said you have been chosen to receive £200 or a I-pad due to your enquire . push 1 to opt-out or 2 for £200 voucher or 3 for the iPad and someone will call you within 24hrs.

Psst! Incognito mode (Ctrl+Shift+N) may come in handy next time.

A well reasoned, rational comment here. Now I will reevaluate my life, my opinions and everything I've done..

Have you seen the new film called Constipation?

It hasn't come out yet.

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n-o, not yet!

Captcha:
What is 3+7
ten?
Please do the math to prove you're human.
OK. 10 then

ten? not always .... we can make it whatever you'd like it to be. Mr T really appreciates creativity in our dept. ;)

Ah! The anticipated thrill of another "Friday nite is curry nite" at Tarquin Towers so the news release that Michel Platini remains suspended from all his official duties, is especially piquant, n'est pas? There's always a price to pay - and I'm not talking about the consequences of our Executive Chef's highly recommended Lamb Madras.

Don't get laser eye surgery from Optimax/Ultralase. They have damaged the eyes and minds of thousands of people. Luckily I'm a senior figure in a resistance force known as MBE (My Beautiul Eyes)

Donations welcome to stop this tyranny of commercialisation of medicalism.

Check here to find out more about all that's been going on in our epic fight for justice:

https://whocallsme.com/Phone-Number.aspx/01733553001/10

Eye app-ear to have dropped thru a portal into an alternative dimension. Please help me!

Q What's the best bird or country for a decent bl0wj0b?
A Turkey
(gobble, gobble .......)

!Y caramba! Now we are saved as is Senor Assange. Muchas gracias i Naciones Unitos Working Group on Arbitrary Detention, nos estamos in your debt. Now we get back our broom cupboard and Sr Assange his libertado tambien. Que es muy importante. Tonight, there will be a small party for the Arbitrary Detention party to celebrate his freedom. And no more talk of these silly & false allegations of naughtiness in another sovereign state, por favor. Again, we apologise to our long suffering neighbours in Knightsbridge for the disruption   to their lives over the past four years and the Ambassador is grateful for your patience and understanding. Please be tolerant of a little extra noise if our party later, is perhaps a little noisy, but it will not finish too late.

For more help, see the Wilson Tarquin guide "How do I avoid being ripped off by a scam?"