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Fri 22nd Completely free burritos all day Wilson Tarquin canteen- no voucher needed...now open to the public !

Food not that good at our canteen but waitresses have tight jeans lovely bums

Following our return from a short break on our private island in the Caribbean, I've spoken to our son, Wilson Jr, about his occasional misogynistic comments on this site. However, on this occasion, he assures me this latest reference was a tiny slip of his pinkie as he was referring to the yummy hand-made, Easter hot-cross buns that were then still available in our excellent roof-top cafeteria. I am prepared to give Wilson the benefit of the doubt but have asked him to ensure that he re-reads all posts before pressing "Submit"!

It was indeed a slip of his pinkie.

I have been instructed to order online these delicious meals for the rest of the week.

Quorn Steak and Gravy Pies £1.00 & Toad in the Hole £0.87 @ Asda         I know it makes sense.

So it's Bermuda shorts, flip-flops and six pack at the ready then, for this weekend. Manchester here I come.

One day, while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to God. "Father, this place is great, but there is one thing missing," he said.

"What is that my son?" God asked.

"Well, it would be nice to have a mate: I'm awfully lonely down here and all the other animals have mates but me.

All I'm asking for is: a creature more beautiful than the Garden, one who has a sex drive like mine, never has a headache, will cook, clean and be at my beck and call morning, noon and night," pleaded Adam.

"Wow, that's a tall order, though perhaps I have just such a creature in mind. But," said the Lord, "it's going to cost you big time."

"Oh yeah, how much?" said Adam

"An arm and a leg," replied God.

Adam thought this over for quite some time and then asked: "Well, what can I get for a rib?"

Whatever.

either take two paracetamol every 4 hours or retire to bed with a hotnurse for 24 hours, whichever comes sooner

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Yet strangley you are still enslaved.

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5095821500 OFFENDER: DENIS KALTCHEV (FORMER OLYMPIC BUL SWIMMER) CASE # 12A003894 OFFENSE: FRAUD – THEFT Denislav Kaltchev is currently listed in the USA Swimming registration database with a note saying that the National Headquarters clearance is needed for him to re-register with USA Swimming. In other words, he will not be allowed to re-register anywhere in the USA, without going through the Colorado Springs office of USA Swimming. It appears that USA Swimming is aware of these (or other) allegations, and has flagged his membership, if and when he tries to rejoin USA Swimming. "***CON ARTIST – FRAUD - SCAMMER COUPLE ALERT*** Former Olympic Swimmer from Bulgaria Denis Kalchev(Denislav Kalchev, Denis Kaltchev) AND Diana Kaltcheva(Diana Kalcheva, Diana Kalpcheva, Diana M Kaltcheva) daughter Mary Kaltchev ( An-Maryili) engage in FACE-TO-FACE and INTER...NET Con-Artist activities including embezzlement , cyber snooping & stalking, Spam Calls & Texts, Hacking , Romance scam (419 Nigerian). Skipped the USA in Sep......t /2012 to live at 6 Broomsfield Palmers Green, London, N13 4NL UNITED KINGDOM. Divorced legally in Pinellas County ,FL public records as of 2005 . Diana married their friend Krassimir Stoykov in 2009 to obtain a green card. Denis & Diana REMAIN together AND actually live together TO DATE but claim to be single.  GOOGLE + https://plus.google.com/104530105559456512255

... ur point, if any, being what?

LOOOL wouldn't be saying that if they got you some money back, that's all it's about, up to people like you if you want to carry on get robbed by your bank tbf I'm done with that so don't care how many claims I put forward I'll keep doing it to get more money

Now your just lying and realise when someone's making up [***] they go into excruciating detail about nonsense theybarent a loans company get your facts right

Again someone's telling porkys they are not based in Oxford road loool you really have not researched the company have you Loool asking the agent to go on Google when you've not managed to, stop being sour about calls just say you have no loans ccs or mortgages and theyll leave you alone coz they are a business like any other, if they can't help you they won't try to