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Article by Commissioner Hahn in the quarterly magazine Adjacent Government, August 2014, United Kingdom published by Adjacent Digtal Politics Ltd

Backlinked from http://ec.europa.eu/commission_2010-2014/hahn/pcorner/interviews/index_en.cfm

The vital contribution of archaeological advice to guide planning - Contributed by Council for British Archaeology published by Adjacent Digital Politics Limited

http://new.archaeologyuk.org/news/the-vital-c ... -guide-planning

Adjacent Government (August 2014)
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Adjacent Government  (August 2014)
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Planning and Building Control Today (July 2014) published by Adjacent Digital Politics Ltd
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This post is ridiculous.
It is not the same company as mentioned.
All articles are either written in house or are supplied by the attributed author or organisation. All outside articles are signed off by the attributed author or organisation before publication. Staff are not managed or trained as described nor asked to work evenings etc. All staff have computers. The only staff to handle any financial information are trained credit control staff. No card numbers are asked for or taken. There are no sales managers employed and certainly other wild, misleading and scandalous allegations are untrue. If anyone has any real concerns please contact the company on 01270 256563 or post your real name and organisation so we have a chance to deal with it in a professional manner.
http://www.adjacentgovernment.co.uk/category/testimonials/

I would not trust Warrender and his ramshackle of employees with any marketing budget. Nobody reads the tripe they produce, why would they? The employees are treated like staff in a Asian sweatshop, run by a man similar in stature to that of a Cambodian dwarf.

You are a failed business man what happened at PSCA with Jimmy Krankie.(You) and Bungle (Wendy) surely you two titans could have made it work. I would rather give you the keys to my car after you have had a few beers than give you £3995 for a page (even adjacent to David Cameron) and we know that is not a great idea.

How can such a small man cause so much trouble, you really are a little scamp Gordon.

The original posts in this thread concerned nuisance calls from the quoted number.    Now "testimonials"?       Really?

Given Wendy was battling cancer during the period of the troll that wrote this shame on you. Despite this she kicked cancers butt so would not be too difficult to kick yours.

Wendy oversaw an organisation that had zero morals, if i believed in Karma i would say that was it. However a i don't, i would say its the sheer volume of processed food she consumed. Still one of the biggest mammals i have seen on land.

Harassing call from PPI claim call centre.

As an ex employee of PCSA and a fairly impartial observer I can confirm that many of the points raised about Gordon Warrender et al are both perfectly justified and true.
- Gordon Warrender is a Person Of Restricted Growth (PORG) and although I abhor amateur pseudo analysis it does not take S Freud to arrive at the conclusion that he has a ‘Napoleon Complex’. Less politically correct comparisons to Cambodian Dwarves or Andaman Island Pygmies are usually unwarranted & cruel but in the case of Gordon Warrender they are utterly apt & justified. In fact if I were God I would both devise & visit a Biblical Plague on him & his ‘Sales Floor’. Perhaps a small flood ? As a PORG he would not be able to keep himself above water for long. It would be improbable that there would be any other human casualties (unless he has a team of toddlers working for him) as those of typical adult height would be unaffected by 4ft of water.
- Wendy Wood is indeed the largest mammal I too have ever seen on land. But then I haven’t visited the large Game Reserves Of Kenya so it may not be an entirely accurate assessment. In a European contest though it is surely a solid claim.

Gordon Warrender has spent his entire career as a Business Man (I use the term loosely in this context) assuming that the general public are of an intelligence inferior to that of himself.

His ludicrous Sales Pitch (at which everyone was expected to suspend their disbelief. A bit like the return of Kathy Beale in Eastenders) ran like this:

- The salesperson was at a conference. They had just excused themselves from an important meeting. Foreign dignitaries, ambassadors, cabinet ministers were all around a table thrashing out the final copy of ‘Public Service’.
‘There is not any editorial next to my insightful article on Newt Population Decrease in the Paris Suburbs!’ cries the French Environment Minister. ‘Dear God!’ returns the representative of Public Service to the appalled ensemble of decision makers ‘Excuse me - I will rectify this immediately’. ‘Yes go now’ says the French Environment Minister ‘I hear there is a department for Newt Conservation at the University of Marseilles’
The conscientious Public Service representative runs into the concourse and finding the contact details of said Newt Conservation Department demands to speak to the decision maker.
Professor Jean is summoned urgently to the telephone.
‘Professor Jean!’ exclaims the Public Servant ‘I have just this moment left a meeting, the French Environment Minister has written a seminal article on Newts. We are moments away from going to press. Due to an oversight we have no expert opinion to feature next to (I don’t know if Adjacent was in GWs vocabulary at this time) this extremely important work - he has mentioned you personally’

Professor Jean:  “I thought the Minister for the Environment was at this time at G8”

Public Service (guilty pause followed by) “I am at G8”

Professor Jean: “I have never heard of Public Service - can I take a contact number or email address and get back to you”

Public Service: (Adopting Outlandish tone of Dramatic Urgency) “Professor we are going to copy now, the French Foreign Minister only suggested yourself and two others - as I speak now my colleague is already offering the page to a Newt Research Hub in Lille’

Professor Jean: “ I didn’t know there was a Newt Research Hub in Lille. Give me your number and I will call you straight back”

Public Service: “Unfortunately Professor I have no access to the internet or a mobile phone. I am on a telephone in the lobby - I urge you to act now before this unique opportunity to state your case regarding funding for Newt Research is lost forever”

Professor Jean: “Mon Dieu! No mobile, no internet access, where are they holding the G8? A former gulag?”

- Public Service mutters in staged whispers to the fictitional French Minister in the background “I am speaking with him now”

“Professor Jean I understand that this may seem odd but I can assure you everything I have told you is true, just think you have the opportunity to have yourself heard by the most senior policy maker in your field, there is no time to delay”

Professor Jean: “Well I suppose”

Public Service: “Fantastic Professor the cost for appearing next to the French Environment Minister is 6000 EUROS. I will send you a contract now by Fax. Please sign it and Fax it back to me immediately and this will secure your space”

Professor Jean (gasping with incredulity): “6000 Euros! I could have a personal after dinner speech by Sarkozy for less. And who the hell has a FAX MACHINE”

Muffled French swear words are audible before the line goes dead. Meanwhile in the Public Service call centre a disgruntled Gordon Warrender begins to jump irately up and down on the spot. He venomously rebukes the salesperson in front of the rest of the Public Service Team before flouncing into his office.

No artistic license has been employed in the above account. It is an accurate portrayal of Sales a la Gordon Warrender.

Further Valid Points:

Warrender used to have a jar of pennies on a ledge on the sales floor. If he felt that there was not enough noise he would spitefully push the pennies off to illustrate the point that it was too quiet.
“If you were all doing what your f*cking paid for you wouldn’t have noticed that” he reasoned to a sea of shocked faces.

Warrender makes the Satanic Mill Owners of the Industrial Revolution look like benevolent philanthropists. I can personally attest that he once demanded a male member of the sales team to declare himself as being as ‘weak as piss’. He refused. And Warrender chuckled saying he had proved his point. “only a person who is as weak as piss would refuse to say they were” he returned with remarkable illogicism. Cue Sea Of Shocked Faces.

The Sales Manager - was and possibly may still be, a repulsive, chauvinist oaf who ought to have been returned back to his enclosure & tyre swing and not let loose to singularly devour Columbia’s daily output of marching powder. His clumsy techniques at seduction of the female staff were as vulgar as they sound. #metoo.

Warrender made liberal use of the word ‘dissemination’. I do not know how he discovered the word, if I were to speculate then I would guess that a copy of the OED fell off a shelf by chance and landed on the page. It is highly unlikely that GW would have discovered the word through any orthodox method such as reading a book.

To summarise, Warrender is a Capitalist Extraordinaire. The most horrible, spoilt and egotistical of Thatcher’s Children (even the one who started that coup). The North Koreans would dispatch him by firing squad. On the less extreme end of the scale - Sir Alan Sugar would fire him first.

Looks like another idiotic UK blog thread with a bunch of posts by people on drugs or mentally ill that needs to be monitored and/or deleted.