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Only a matter of time surely until the corrupt MP John McDonnell gets caught with his pants down, bawdeep in the Panama Scandal. Watch this space.

John McDonnell Tax Avoidance scandal?

Notice how he hasn't posted his tax returns yet. Something to hide?

Interesting to learn how much money he's made from injury compensation solicitors in referral fees if he ever does get forced to publish his tax returns and offshore tax declarations.

And what makes you so sure that Russell Ambrose isn't involved in the so-called Panama Papers tax avoidance scandal?

I'd be careful of throwing mud around until you know the full facts.

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Optimax, the UK's longest-established vision correction specialist, have expanded their range of treatments to include procedures to relieve eye conditions. Their clinics will now offer treatment options for condition such as dry eyes and blepharitis. Optimax Dry Eye Treatment Launched?

Medical Director Amir Hamid said, 'We now offer a variety of effective methods to control and treat eye conditions, which are non-invasive and can provide rapid relief.' Optimax Dry Eye Treatment Launched?

Patients choosing treatment for dry eyes or blepharitis at Optimax will receive a detailed assessment of their eye condition, and will have a treatment pathway recommended to them.

Progress and outcomes will be evaluated at follow-up appointments. Optimax Dry Eye Treatment Launched?

Optimax is the World's longest established vision correction specialist, celebrating 35 years of helping people see life more clearly. With 78 clinics nationwide, its range of procedures can treat short sight, long sight and astigmatism. Established in 1981, Optimax has experience drawn from more than 66,380,000 treatments. Optimax Dry Eye Treatment Launched?

Social media networkings: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0Ie2gCA6A

Site:
http://www.optimax.co.uk

35 years  78 clinics 66 million treatments and the same number of dry eyes?

Reported to Moderators as ADVERTISING.

Which XBox game do you get a LASIK victim for Christmas?

Halo 5.

Aye very good mate and I suppose you would buy them The Streets Dry Your Eyes for their IPOD too.

The reason Optimax are going bust is because of people like you and your greetin' faced pals so I hope your next SHlTE is a jaggy one.

Why the hell are they emailed me with discounts on eyeball transplants?

My eyes are fine as they are. Now scram. And take you stupid email with you.

You know you can easily click the unsubscribe button. Right?

Is that more preferable for all rather than just behaving like a jerk.

Received an email spam from a Optimax partner offering free fake Ugger boots if I had laser eye surgery?

Hate spam, but couldn't find an opt-out address on their site and no telephone number provided.

Anyone think it's safe to email them and ask for opt-out?

http://www.snuggsox.co.uk/contact.html

I was rocking along to the sounds of New Order in the other tent last night at Glasto when I clocked this really old bird snorting cocaine and she was wearing a t-shirt about this company ruining her life.

Anyway it jogged my memory of the millions of spam I'm receiving so I got talking to her, sharing the gear in exchange for a spliff I had freshly rolled.

She said she makes thousands each month getting punters to make fictitious personal injury claims from companies giving rogue laser eye surgery and that they had been sending email offers to loads of people.

Took her advice though to unsubscribe and send a strongly worded email that I had done so. Hope you found this useful.

New Order were great but I reckon the old bird had had a line too many she was wasted and doing impressions from the film Erin Brochivich.

honking breath. Had to make conversation to get rid of the bint. Never again.

She so honky, me hate her long time.

Out with Sasha last night. Swedgered out our nuts. Gurning jaws and fist pumping our way through the choons of Felix Da Housecat.

There life in Old Ms. Honey Trapper yet.

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And if SHE were here, she'd consume the Optimax with fireballs from her eyes, and bolts of lightning from his erse.

Does anyone think that Russell Ambrose and Sasha Rodoy are the same person?

You never see them in a picture together, and they are same height and weight. Sasha's face looks a bit rubbery and that could easily be a synthetic rubber mask that Russell Ambrose keeps in his pocket, with a quick change into women's clothes from a nearby located second hand shop (Thousands of these shops on most high street shops and markets) his transformation to Sasha is complete.

This also explains why 'he' cancels court appearances between the two at last minute because he doesn't want to lie on oath.

I think I'm right on this one.

So Optimax Laser Clinics are now giving free lasik laser eye surgery to journalists!

Not the teachers who educate our kids. Not the nurses and care home workers who help our sick and elderly. Not the cleaners and bin men who keep our treats clean. Not the civil servants that help maintain and organise order in our society.

But journalists. Lying, dishonest scum who lied about Hillsborough. Journalists who tap phones and interfere with the course of justice in pursuit of personal gain.

Well done Optimax laser clinics. Good job.

http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/news-releases/fre ... -590159621.html

Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed. Everything else is public relations.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-133 ... -Its-risks.html

Always remember.......Tick Tock 😉