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I bought a kitchen paid £600 i had my own professional fitter who has been working for me previously, he's a complete professional, has been fitting kitchens for over twenty five years. I didn't need him to tell me the units are of comical quality, the entire construction and material composition and every fixture is so laughably bad we were seriously looking for a gameshow host to pop out from somewhere with a microphone and camera, telling us we've been had. And the truth is I have been royally inserted, Kitchens Uber were so quick they didn't even bother taking my pants, just one insertion after another, proding and poking my prostate, inspecting it for any further areas to violate. Yes I can truly admit I need rape counselling. My orifice is a gaping red wound, abused beyond repair, dripping with faeces and blood and countless other bodily secretions the folks at Kitchens uber have repeatedly, one after another, lined up to take turns at releasing their load inside me. If you're the type of person who thoroughly enjoys such experiences and sensations, and prefers to remain standing until you heal because you certainly won't be able to sit down for a while after they have ram-raided and exhausted you completely, then please... I encourage you contact them and depart with your money, you'll also lose weight rapidly as they'll make you defecate continuously, it will confuse you to the point where you'll feel unsure if your actually urinating from the anus, because the consistency of your excrement will be liquified, you'll be able to squelch in your own hands so that it oozes between your knuckles as you make fist swearing at Kitchens Uber and punching the air with rage, hoping each and every person responsible for the deception they inflicted upon you, dies the most excrutiatingly painful death imaginable, before arriving at that place that is even further below the depths of Satan's lair, beyond hell.

These guys are a rip off - THIS IS THE MAN BEHIND IT ALL - DO NOT BUY FROM VANCE MILLER - KITCHENS UBER AND MANY OTHER COMPANY NAMES HE TRADES UNDER:

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=vance+miller

Type in Vance Miller onto google and you will see he is a Kitchen Cowboy and rips off millions of innocent people including pensioners, this guy needs to be locked up and NEVER allowed to trade in any business!!

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I paid £1800 for a kitchen.Agreed for their fitters(who never showed).Paid a joiner £1300 to fit a jigsaw puzzle!Sizes all wrong,doors missing/damaged,I'm absolutely gutted! Been sitting in this building site since 12/July.They have been sending "replacements"-still wrong & still won't fit.I cannot afford to have another joiner rectify this.My pots/pans/food tins are in my garden as the units can't be used,have no handles! My husband has no digits on hands due to severe burns & cannot open these "units"! I was promised a surveyor last week but guess what? Yep-non existent! Can't take any more and have passed it to trading standards but I need to send these rogues a letter first giving them a chance!!!!! Any suggestions before I go nuts?!!!!!!!

I can assure you that the "bits"of kitchen parts that I did receive do not fit! I could shock you with pictures of the mess I have been left with but I am going as far as I can with these greedy,lying morons!!!! I received yet another set of taps on Thursday and again they're the wrong ones!(actually wash hand basin taps???) I am happy for you that you are satisfied with the service but...............Have a look at 99%of the comments.  Says it all.

ewwwww you freak!!!! please keep your fantasies to yourself
Thank you.

99% of the comments are from ONE PERSON..... Duhhhhh

IS THIS THE CINDY CHAT SHOW!!!!!!

Had a kitchen 2 month ago its mint only cost me £800 compared to other places that wanted to charge me 6 - 7k. The deliveries department are to geezers sent em a thank you card for all there help.
YHANK YOU KITCHENS UBER

Ehhhhhh!!!!Don't think soooooo!!!!  Have a look at "canyoutrustthem.com" and enter kitchens uber and then...............................................READ CAREFULLY! Pretty obvious the positive comments on here (ahem! 'bout the whole 4 of them?)are fabrications.......or some other reason perhaps??????? mmmmmmm?

then yor a [***] muppet you [***] there [***] [***] and il [***] over them all till i get mine sorted

then yor a [***] to yor all part of the scam and il be coming for you to

DO not buy from the cowboys if there sales guys come to yor home get some lads there and kick the [***] out of them if anyone no's where thay live tell ?

wot a joke you ar love cant you see wot ppl ar saying and trust me its not bull i no my self

Yes Sammy,I agree! Had my kitchen been even half decent for the money,I would have been happy.I was told by the delivery man that they deliver between 400-700 kitchens per week so there are bound to be some ok.I have only asked for a surveyor to come & see what I am left with but have been ignored obviously because they have my cash.Apparently there are only 4 surveyors (none in Scotland)(hardly surprising they can't visit 4-700 people,but if you look at the website it states that "customer service is very important & your kitchen will be project managed from start to finish!"Problem here is you won't get it finished! I'd advise everyone with a problem with kitchens uber or any of the other names they use,do as I have and report them to trading standards.The more people who expose these con men the more chance we have of stopping them robbing people!

So that would then turn into a police matter and that would mean the police could investigate you for commenting that on here you stupid fool!!!!!!! get some lads round..... get a grip you pathetic little gobshite.

...f*cking idiot or wot?!?

This is not a fantasy I can assure you kitchens uber will ensure you will experience all of what I have described and great deal more. You f*cking [***]!!

DO NOT and  i can not repeat it enought times DO NOT BUY FROM FROM KITCHENS UBER it is a very very BIG BIG scam. I had my units delivered yesterday and because of the summer heat all the facia drawers, doors and side panel units have begun peeling - the laminate is not stuck well and the carcasses have all damaged ends. Furthermore, there are vital bits missing and I doubt I will get any back as the customer service nuber just rings and rings and rings, it took a whole hour before someone answered and then they cut me off. I've paid £3500 and I doubt I will get any of it back. I haven't slept all night I'm worried sick